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Okay, so guys, soon we in John, we're gonna be pranking a few of different football fans in the van here So they think their Ajahn's podcast Welcome to Parked Up on the Tmanu Podcast But obviously they're not John, it's just trying to wind them off I think he's a tap in Marchent I'm gonna sit in the rack who'd you up and then I'll reveal myself after they say everything The best record I'm off with both Early in Brought Island, what do you tell? No, no, no, no If it price me fine He doesn't score against big clubs What? If it's lemme? Time If I get a sweet one to the nose, East Coast Now what the you? If I could just get undocked We'll see You're alright What the? I think we're on big man He's the major judge on the area Thanks a million lad This would be a good fun We have to be kind of semi quiet The people that we're gonna be surprising are like hidden Right there, but the sound travels The thing is people see me straight away So I actually need to hide No, I don't mean fine So I'll talk you through the plan You're gonna be sat here If you're good up We'll get this in that way Okay, so you're gonna be back to back with a person we're pranking Okay If we're briefed you get in and talk to me They think they're coming to my new podcast Parked up pulnuts Right So if you guys are not gonna ask them all sorts of questions And try and like set them up I'm gonna ask them about like who's the best and worst hair in the league Who's the best striker? Who's the worst striker? Who would win in a fight? If you're in play or it's stuff like this right? I'm gonna try and beat them into saying like not you Or pick another people Let's go Get the first guy Alright, I got an invitation If you need to ask the questions like What do you think of football as a YouTube in the Hans? Like a stuffed terrible Dude that f*** is more on football than that He comes, come on, come on, come on Let's go

There he is Oh my lord, we've got three cops That's big Oh my god Oh my god Welcome Oh, you're going to put a punch on the floor You're kidding You're kidding Come on Let's get all over me Let's welcome the parked up ponder to my new podcast Oh my god, this is beautiful Take the car Some sub, you've got to go Oh, what goes on Not a lot Oh, you've changed Oh yeah So you see, if we're going to ask you about the best player And then we're going to ask you about the hardest player Okay Because I think you're a bit of a hard guy I think you can, you can handle yourself in the scrap Absolutely, you can do I think so I think I've got hands on me, geez Okay, well let's see Who would you beat in the fight? Would you beat? You've got an arsenal top one Absolutely do Geoccurus Oh my god Geoccurus He's uh, he's been compared to pro-colless now Not just in the way he pays But the way he looks Yeah, so it might go to the school cards Yeah, okay I think I'll win First of undyte Virgil van Dyke, he would lay me out Flutter the ground Do you think? I don't have a chance of me, honestly I think he's the, are you back Ming is van Dyke? Yeah, he's van Dyke Six foot 93 I think he paid the wall with my head Okay I don't want to bite Early, howling Early, howling I don't know, I feel like he's lean He's tall but He doesn't strike me as a man That's got punch power You can climb a scrap So I reckon just one dodge And if I get a sweet one to the nose He's toast He's toast I think so She's six feet under Yeah, I think so, my arduous stop What are you doing here? I want me to 23, mate I'm sure younger than I'm papa Blake I think why look at you So just a really dodged duck there So I've got the use on him It's what I'm saying I've got the use I could just get undyte over and under me I mean, and he's seen the neck move really

But yeah, you're right What the- What the- What the- What the- What the- What the- What the- Oh gosh Are you all right? You've been no one to scrap What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? He's given the left arm Got me gloves on me I got no gloves on me I mean, I mean, you know what I call you? I call you a linty A linty Linty linty You're having a scrim I'm gonna be famous now I'm gonna be famous I'll be we'll be in the linty Give me a hold on for the seek Wait, if you have a hold on for the seek Oh, I'll be on Oh, I'm not going Right, man, we'll see you soon Goodbye Be quiet right there I'm going to the bathroom All the best you I'm in the same as boy I'm a famous boy Oh, getting a warning Jump 15, quick I don't even want to jump I can't even want to jump That was a good timing I'm not allowed to laugh I'm just saying they're trying to do this show It's so difficult Oh, mate Hi, mate That's a good one I'm gonna depart up on that Sick I'm gonna believe we're so we're parked up And the idea is we're gonna talk about some football Okay You're obviously a content creator Yeah Big man, sety fan Yeah It's just so I've been really interested And recently as a YouTuber Like, loads of like footballers I'm gonna get into YouTube And I think like man cities They're team that always stands out I mean, he's always looking at it I'm like, oh, you're good like Doggoohood in his channel Yeah Um, howling's the one recently And I'm like, is that a distraction? Is it like focus on football a bit? Do you want to mean? No, I think They've all got teams I mean, they've all got teams behind them They're kind of, you know, doing all that stuff Yeah, I don't have a problem with it personally I think howling's just sat there

You know, it's an even lounge or every Eatin' his food Like, I don't think he's the one editing it I mean I don't know, I thought it was a big game It was gone, you know, like the Joker thing in Halloween I'm not Yeah I like, was it like, did you sound that as well? Yeah I'm like, it's funny It's funny It's funny No, I think he's funny Yeah, I do get your angle But I think people got enjoy them So I was, I mean, he's still banging the goals And, you know, golden boot 26 goals in the league this season So I'm pretty happy with it personally I think he's all good Don't you ever like to collaborate with him? Yeah, 100% I'd be gasted either Maybe someday Yeah If you did, what would you do me? I'm like, what's the kind of Mayana said, I don't know I'd probably just go for a pint If you're using that Yeah, some of that Yeah, do some it for one Just go for a pint, smile Paint And a mouth Em Just have a chat What would you do? YouTube, oh my dick You are drill, that's actually I'll go with the pint with me Yeah Me, you're joking I'm not joking It is actually quite real Yeah, I see He can't be drinking paint Mayana's League, have a milk Have a milk You know, a love milk If you said milk, I think it will be a bigger possibility Yeah, I'll have a milk Mayana, you're joking I like that though He supports my YouTube channel Yeah, he's attractive Yeah, I mean, I'm not joking I said 26 goals this season He's going his goal He doesn't mean I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm going to say that He's going to say that The joke is that Now you want to do that You can enjoy himself He's going the goals, mate No I'm feeling like Oh my days What? What is going on? He's a YouTube supporter May I watch your old day Hey, let's see, let's see the Ben Just lad I wouldn't scream, I'll be getting his car full I don't think it's fine I was playing with his friends, he goes in

No, I'll let you Big man, city farm? Yes You get the top of the street I got my top, and I've got a done park So we're here today, we're talking about different different farms, different clubs of a different things So, what we want to talk to you about is the best record of both football Right now Yeah There's only one name And Bapé? And Bapé This guy must be joking It's early in Browth Island That's who it is Yeah, it's a buzzer Yeah, you're doing your day on that hill Like Gophrers? No one is close to this man, Browth I promise you, not one person How are you getting? How are you getting? He's good, he's good How are you getting? He ain't in Harlan, Harlan No, why won't he make some special? Well, his numbers, his moments Even the head, the beautiful hair He's got everything, the aura He's got 50 and 50 this year Last season, golden, no The season before golden boot One before that, golden boot And he's wanted to get another one He's ridiculous Big fan there Massive fact If you ever imagine what's like one thing you tell you How would say, thank you for changing my club Thank you for giving me the Champions League And thank you for giving moments And that's it And carry on Do you keep doing your job? Yeah, you got one, what won't you tell? No, no, no Roooooo! Yeah, I'm wrong This is it I got a big toe Yeah Oh, you're the good, Browth Yeah, I'm so thank you for your time Yeah, thank you, Browth It's big praise Yeah I can't turn it on to pick someone else It's got a bit emotionally there Say, if I can You heard him say it You're the best one You really should have appreciated that That's the warmest My mind? Thanks for coming back I can't That's really I'm really good at that I'm really good at that Big, I'm really good at that That's it I can go home I can die now I want to put you in a scenario, right? Cool So you're on a desert island Yeah You've been knocked out, you wake up There's a wee guy there And he says to you, he says

One player to take a penalty to see if you're alive Who you pick up Oh Mahamatsala has scored on in the Champions League final He asked Mr. Fuebboots If you gave him the pressure, the big moment I think I'll say my leg I'll go for a Liverpool player I would I absolutely would See anything, primarily There's probably better penalty He says like, howland I mean, yeah, he's up there He's got a good one You wouldn't back him to see if you're alive I mean, you probably would say my leg Salah, you have to go with your club What do you think a hell and a desert as a player? I think he's a good guy I kind of feel you know But there's YouTube videos That he's pulling out as well Yeah Kind of delvenant to behind the scenes I think every club With lovin My thing with YouTube is I get up But like I'm the YouTuber Like yeah, away from my turf Me I think it's a big, a bit of games gone And I think fans like that behind the scenes I think like people don't really watch the full matches anymore They like snippets of stuff highlights and delvenant to What actually is going on with players lives Because that's what we've never been exposed to before And we'd just watch Liverpool player stuff wherever you ever watch Like a hell and video That was Harland's video What are these doing as trick or treat? I don't know But I think I'm gonna be a bit of a girl I think I'm gonna be a bit of a girl Do you think? Yeah No, I'm not gonna be a girl You know, I don't mind watching them Do you think I'm gonna be a girl? I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl You're gonna talk to me I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl I'm gonna be a girl I love ourselves I have to go things out I don't worry about it Being treated with my cold colors as well I was being nice as well Yeah Give you every chance to have a girl

Whatever you think I'm a professional I do right here to be fair Like I said every club at lovin I'm gonna say the girls You just want to run inside of the no-fresh If you have a border city Come down the m6 How will we meet you? All right, we have thanks for coming on the top Thank you, thank you, thank you All right, cheers We will see you soon We've been doing a scene about that See you lad What's happened there? Scouts has got a big mouth You too like I'll listen to you lad Well no, what do your haters Most often say Top in merchant Top in merchant Yeah Who is the next one? He's in our shop Yeah, so go on You know this goes in big clubs Almost asked for And the game begins awesome So So I want to talk to you, Arsenal fan Of course the biggest obviously So if we talk with Arsenal City Just to turn talk with that rivalry a bit It's been a big rivalry last No, season Yeah, pretty big So I'm trying to get to something Say something nice and supposed to be a city If you could still one player Would you still a player? Who would you steal? There's quite a few The one player that would still Is Holland, he's been my favorite ever since the time The thing with Holland is I think he's a top in merchant I think he doesn't score against big clubs What? Yeah, I think he's a stop pattern I think he's out from self He scores goals He scored against us Yeah, I've been there a few games Just season doesn't pass the ball enough I think if you're going to be striker And a half-guarding on team Man said he scored like 4,000 goals a year Of course you're going to be top score I talked about this His hair Come on, I'm a bit with me here, mid His hair is off Yeah, he got a fade He needs to do a little fade Yeah Yeah, I could I used to be a bobble so I could give him a little fade That's it But the rest of it He's got nice, it's like gold he looks fade

It's not bad It's not the best Slightly he got the bullet now So he's got probably better than him but I've got better here than Holland Slightly Yeah? I don't even care, great Nah I hate you I want a baby sister I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate my best I hate my best I hate my gay bro I'm a stupid boy I hate my gay That's my gay bro Say, Ella, I'm a gay Yeah, he's got your heart and share You're a gay, it's a share You got an elis Yeah, I'm a gay, it's a fake one That's what you did I'm coming for him No, you have to bro That was nice He said my hair had been on the mirror Slightly he says not so Slightly he is like I'm not greedy What you're gonna play yours as well I'm gonna play I'm gonna play with him I hate you The hair is fine It's true I hate you He's a good boy He's hiding a good boy Okay, on and because everyone says I look like a monk Okay, just look You look like a walk A monk I think you're a nice man Don't know if you look like a walk A monk What's that? I don't know man I don't know No, no, I don't Only like I ain't got a dog bro That's what I had to do right I'm not saying that way You say You say it like when you say it No, right now My husband's been next But still I still got Why do you say that? No, no, no, no I did Did you say it? No, I don't You could do better though Yeah Because I you could do better I got some say little fatal signs I'm sorry No, I don't call me for that I'm sorry I'm not saying that Right, we'll see you in a better Thanks a million Cheers Arling Hey, they just love you too much I thought awesome fans Disliked me It's so funny they started to feel No, no, how long is it good guy The next one is a man United fan Oh yeah He's got a goal brought me to my first ever against your uncle

Yeah, I think you have a heart attack right The life long United fan I've seemingly gone a bit more neutral over the years I've been doing a lot of work with the likes of man City And stuff like that Oh, and ask you how you'd like me She's a fan But this goes to yeah Well, well, it's obviously understandable But like it's very difficult to see Someone who you've tried to wear Yeah, I'm really bringing into the world And then they just tear your heart apart Do you hit like City more like Arsenal or the Liverpool? I would say City at the moment Yeah Just go there's so good Yeah, you know it's like when to watch and they're just amazing Do you want to go just bought a leg? A little bit But They've bought a lot of players here class Yeah For a lot less money than money I've bought players for Yeah, you know money I bought some players here Stakers For a lot of money So it made it a lot of sense They're all still better Yeah And everything around the grind is amazing Yeah United is still a fair bit behind No Yeah I made this a bit of a controversial one But I think like I get there at a two-thersuit So arrogant like you see how long than the petty driving mad Well that's what that literally had after the Arsenal match Oh one When you just look into the cameras If they've won the league Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But he's so good Yeah, he's a great player but it's a man He's a little bit Yeah, yeah I think he's a little bit of a mealtor He has to put it back Yeah Yeah Yeah, he is Dude our heads are not changing like Yeah Hi Hey, you're right It's just another bit He's a bit The way he looked at it I agree with it, I agree You're resisted by well I tried to send you open I'm not really a kind of a person And you're like, please give me a reason I was waiting for you to absolutely hand them over me But I thought you didn't like me You know it sounds You're all right Well

Thanks for coming home That's a deal Like getting touched It's a good day I'm really hard you're bad Thank you God I don't want to say I think you got a way that I don't care I'll tell you what that is hilarious No one doesn't like you apparently And that's even like I'm not sure You can put this life please I think they love the hit Yeah They all just will be a laser too good I'm going to talk to him about For this player's really easy player's how And doesn't move enough I know he's a big guy but he should run What do you think he is? He just thinks he's too good to do work Yeah He just wants to score goals Like think of himself Just slum me Okay, okay, okay I see this is the last one Okay, then you need to drag it for on this So you're the fetus man probably ever met you you're the fastest British man ever to run across a street I was yeah Yeah, I was yeah I'm a cheerman The reason why we talked about it one that have you here was to talk about just and relay that to football It's about like footballers hard work Distance covered Lezy players You're in a fun I think for me just do straight on top of the list for lezy players in the league And this is semi-controversing like I always come to like Arlington Island Okay I think he's just a poacher He's a star-patter and he's going to get goals. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Do you agree? Yeah, I think I think he doesn't have to run a lot of busy maybe a few sprints But I think he should just run away Yeah, he should just have big figure. He's like too heavy, maybe? Yeah, I don't know he's a he's a fit guy I mean I think the average footballer runs to 10 to 12k game Probably runs four if he's lucky I should have played just a few times in the halfway line and breaks every sort of the Pap sedent does his little celebration to your girl whatever Yeah, yeah, I don't know if right in a phrase make it He's got the back of the

I'm slating off no No, but I know you mean I think from what you want to do that Right, right, right, that's a very way to do I don't know that Yeah, I don't know if I'm my point of view I think I'm much with sort of athletic players I just run it like can say someone like can say it was pretty cool Yeah, so watch is someone just didn't stop Is there anyone else should call like a slacker or anyone else in the league who's particularly I don't anyone in the league who's like even more somehow probably not I just just think he'd put just too much Do you know what I'd say if I had a bit more time I could probably think but Plays are a bit lazy. I don't know I don't think it gets worse met. Oh, yeah, I'll go out go for a while and possibly yeah, yeah, yeah, it leaves us in the league I don't know possibly there's probably a few more I can't think I'll come think Let me make it up You're right I love the leashes in the league Are you wanting to kneel for? You're right. I did say there was other people and why the leashes in the league You know I'm not good at it. It's not in a back as he for a while, though. You're actually so Oh, you're right You think I'm the leashes and if you mean it hand on her the I'm the leashes in the league I'm walking off the set of his own in I'm sad here more but we all basically go like yeah how ones to have Yeah Yes, man I call him yes man. Yes, yes, he's lazy. Yes. Yes. Yes. He don't run You're right. I do make it I tell you what I actually think I run a lot. Do you know I was I'll Santa John I think in the fifth one here Come for seat here that he had a last loud to convince everyone he's been like get them out Me go out me hard. That's why I'm in here and shit on him for an hour Yeah, I mean it was in some of the city boys. Yeah, they think oh, they love them

Everyone of the north and really bad the other first one call me a negative thing I reckon you could have kept on going like yeah, we think of you know and yeah, we don't like him Well, you're probably what I said he's too good though. Oh, no, yeah, I mean, no, I'm lazy in it Stop harder I think you're putting the answer in my head and I swear if you were lazy It's probably when I said you because you're hot. Yeah, yeah, I'm not You fight I think the ladies in the back track and contract Right Thank you You Laces in the league. I'm I need to guess I need to get trophy Laces in the lake easy. I got drunk You went in his head Oh, answers I wish I'm on a grave with me more than I'll just yeah, I need to be maybe a bit more of a I thought you were gonna slum me a bit You guys You also want slum with most I think that he called me lazy Thank you guys You guys We can be a close-up All the best you guys Thank you for the next one Yeah You were very rude. I just think Not quite the role but we all thought you were He said he could be you That was hilarious the man. You know he runs and asked if I was so kind He was a John, just hammered me and they were like silent defending me. They asked the fans for like, no, no, he's a good guy. He's a good player. I was like, I got a bit emotional, you know what I mean? He started asking, yes, I want you to think, Harlan, become a new youtuber. They are like, no, no, I like the content. You know, he gives us a bit of insight on his life and that. Arlan, thanks for having me. I was good for that. That was good. If you want to see us surprise someone else, click a John's channel right here.